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About Me

  • About the elephant
    Biography
    I am a grumpy, fat, middle-aged slob.
    Location
    I live mere blocks from the homes of Willie Morris and Jerry Clower.
    Interests
    I dance naked in the moonlight with hermaphroditic midgets...
    Occupation
    I am a musician with a professional symphony orchestra.
  • Signature
    Mama always told me to eschew obfuscation...

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  • Last Activity: 03-05-2010 03:13 AM
  • Join Date: 01-16-2010
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