the elephant
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Last Activity: 03-05-2010 03:13 AM
About Me
- About the elephant
- Biography
- I am a grumpy, fat, middle-aged slob.
- Location
- I live mere blocks from the homes of Willie Morris and Jerry Clower.
- Interests
- I dance naked in the moonlight with hermaphroditic midgets...
- Occupation
- I am a musician with a professional symphony orchestra.
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Signature
- Mama always told me to eschew obfuscation...