Yeah i definitely vote to keep this thread unlocked! I don't really see the problem with people trying to solve arguably the most annoying issue left with os x on the mini 9. And while people say it's very rare and only 1 in 100 people get it, I'm willing to bet it's a lot more than that and for those people it is indeed a problem. And I know it's basically a hardware issue, but if we can solve it in OS X specifically, then this should be the forum we can discuss it in.
The script sounds like a good idea to me. Good luck to you MDS!